Protocol EW-016: Duckin Lazy — Pin

If productivity had a nemesis, it would be this pin. “Duckin Lazy” is your certified permission slip to do absolutely nothing — and look good doing it. Whether you’re ghosting your to-do list or vibing horizontal for 7 hours straight, this pin says, “Yes, I earned this nap.”

With its chill AF energy and low-stakes swagger, this pin’s for the soft quitters, rest activists, and anyone duckin' the grind respectfully. Throw it on your hoodie, your weekender bag, or your designated nap blanket. It's self-care couture.

Product Features
– Glossy Finish: So shiny it looks like effort.
– Safety Pin Backing: Strong enough to stay on during power naps.
– Vibrant Colors: For when you’re duckin’ work but still want your drip noticed.
– Material: Sturdy metal + mylar = lazy but luxurious.
– One Size: One mood fits all.

Care Instructions
Wipe clean with a dry cloth. Or don’t. You’re duckin lazy, remember?

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EU representative: Naomi President , Naomihpresident@gmail.com 

Product information: Generic brand, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC

Care instructions: Wipe the dust or any dirt off gently with a clean, dry cloth.