Protocol MB-003: Trash Ahh Feelings — Pin

For when the feelings are rotting, rancid, and refuse to take the hint. “Trash Ahh Feelings” is a pin for the emotionally over it, the romantically done, and the mentally moved on — mostly. It’s sarcastic. It’s cathartic. It’s that deep sigh you let out after deleting the paragraph you were never gonna send anyway.

Stick it where it stings: your bag, your jacket, your ex’s hoodie (jk… unless). Let the world know you’re not picking through that dumpster fire again.

Great for heartbreak survivors, chronic overthinkers, reformed lovebombers, and anyone emotionally allergic to “we need to talk.”

Product Features
– Glossy Finish: Reflects every “I’m fine” you never meant.
– Safety Pin Backing: Secure AF, like your boundaries now.
– Vibrant Colors: Sharp like your new standards.
– Material: Metal + mylar = built to last longer than that situationship.
– One Size: One mood. One message. Universal translation: ✂️✂️✂️.

Care Instructions
Wipe it down. Throw the rest away.

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Product information: Generic brand, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC

Care instructions: Wipe the dust or any dirt off gently with a clean, dry cloth.