Protocol EW-004: Pretty in Pink — Pin

Don’t let the pink fool you — this isn’t basic. Pretty in Pink is for the girls, gays, and theys who know how to weaponize aesthetic. It’s lipstick smeared on rebellion. It’s glitter after crying. It’s being delicate and dangerous.

Wear it when you want to feel flirty, defiant, or just really cute while causing mild disruption. This pin belongs on your fave jacket, your overstuffed tote, or right above your heart, obviously.

Product Features
– Glossy Finish: Shines like glossed lips and overexposed flash.
– Safety Pin Backing: Secures your pink-powered message wherever it lands.
– Vibrant Colors: Saturated sweetness, zero subtlety.
– Material: Metal + mylar, aka built to handle whatever the group chat throws.
– One Size: Bold enough to be seen, subtle enough to still be ✨pretty✨.

Care Instructions
Wipe clean with a dry cloth. Don’t cry on it — unless it’s ✨aesthetic✨.

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Product information: Generic brand, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC

Care instructions: Wipe the dust or any dirt off gently with a clean, dry cloth.