Protocol CR-005: Static Divinity — Pin

Sanctified but scrambled. Static Divinity captures what happens when angelic grace short-circuits under pressure. A halo once pristine now flickers with interference — beauty meeting distortion in divine rebellion. This pin isn’t just an accessory, it’s a transmission from the other side of perfection. Slip it on when you’re feeling holy but hostile.

Ideal for cosmic wanderers, cryptic lovers, and stylish overthinkers, this pin pairs best with layered outfits, cryptic glances, and playlists full of distorted love songs. Perfect for gifting — or gatekeeping. Your call.

Product Features
– Glossy Finish: A glowing touch that catches light like static in stained glass.
– Safety Pin Backing: Sturdy enough to pin to reality (or your favorite tote).
– Vibrant Colors: Every color crackle is printed with high-end tech, so the distortion is intentional.
– Material: Metal core, mylar face — built to last through fashion eras and spiritual upgrades.
– 3 Sizes: From subtle signal to full celestial broadcast.

Care Instructions
Wipe clean with a dry cloth. Don’t try to tune the frequency — just wear it.

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Product information: Generic brand, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC

Care instructions: Wipe the dust or any dirt off gently with a clean, dry cloth.